Just when we allegedly finish dealing with a trial revolving around one dead alleged pedophile with a fondness for sleepovers with young boys, we are treated to an even more sickening, sadistic tale of sexual abuse featuring former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky. It seems Sandusky also had a hankering for slumber parties and shower time with little boys. I’ll let you look up more of the disgusting details yourself if you are so inclined, but let’s put it this way: Compared to the Sandusky sex scandal, Michael Jackson’s Neverland escapades were …..

“HATE THE ONE PERCENT,” goes the mantra, but Warren Buffet is OK, most Hollywood celebrities are OK, all wealthy Democrats are OK, Ben and Jerry’s is OK and Whole Foods is not OK. And, even despite rather damning allegations about his lifelong capitalist tendencies in Walter Isaacson’s recent biography, Steve Jobs appears to still hold high regard among the protesters. Their iPhones serving as crucial electronic soldiers for the cause.